Opposheets

You and your significant other go to bed. One of you sports flannel PJs, piles on extra blankets, and still complains through chattering teeth that s/he can’t feel his/her toes. The other does all s/he can to keep at least his/her underwear on, complains that covering up with even the sheet is making him/her hot, and wonders if it would be okay to turn the fan on or open a window. Sound all too familiar? Then you, my friend, need THESE. Pure genius.